I appreciate that.
Truly. I do.
And seeing as it seems to be "love our lurkers" day in blogland, I just want to say that yes, I love my lurkers! I love my commenters too.
I really DO NOT need to know that it made you "get off" or that it excited you so much you had to wank your tiny little cock!
It isn't going to get you anywhere. It most certainly isn't going to get you anything, even if you say to me "I'd really like you to do that to me" or "when will you do that to me" (and if you have any sense about you, you'll realise that such comments will mean you're as far away from getting that as you could ever be!)